Faces of Death - Front Yard - April Images

I forgot to publish these and ran across the photos today - these are from April 16. The first is a small bird on the front stoop - the head has been eaten and is now being enjoyed by ants. I think my cat Mucha is responsible for the head - the bird was probably still alive as he normally only goes for fresh kill.

The second fatality (same day) was found in the front yard below the carport clerestory windows.

I also just yesterday found my second snake (the first one was still alive when Mucha brought it to the door) - this one was dessicated with the head eaten. Also a still fresh chipmunk was under one of the chairs. Seems he doesn't really like the taste of rodents (as mentioned before) but foul is very tasty.

-- John

Faces of Death - Kitchen Sliding Glass Door 01

In my continuing series on evidence of death around my house, here's a dead shrew or vole. I'm not exactly sure which as I didn't research the difference until after I had disposed of the body. A vole is a small rodent related to the mouse and rat - it's sometimes called a "field mouse" and they like to burrow under plants, eating the tender roots or bulbs and sometimes stripping off a ring of bark around the base - either way they're fairly destructive of the garden. This one is the second or third "offering" that my cat, Mucha (large, furry black male) has left at the slider opening into the kitchen. He's also left several birds, a mole or two and I've found skulls of various small beasties around in the yard - presumably left as warnings to other creatures that a ferocious animal's territory is nearby. Since these (and moles) are rather destructive, I don't mind a bit when he leaves these at the door - I do mind when he tries to bring them in, often holding down his head so the carcass (sometimes still alive and meekly struggling) is difficult to see - you glimpse a flash of tail or an odd snout. In that instance I demand he drop whatever it is.


I did make the mistake once when Mucha brought a small bird to the door - I think it was some type of thrush. When Cindi argued that he needed to drop it I recommended that we let him finish it off (he was about 1/4 way through eating it) and "see what happens" - my thought was that since he was a natural predator and this was a natural prey, there might be components in the bird that are good for him (if you've done any research on "fresh" food for cats, it's usually a ground up mess of meat, bones and feathers, each has a benefit to the cat to aid in nutrition or digestion). In any case, I learned my lesson, as after he was in for about an hour he basically sprayed feathers and disgusting vomit in several heaps on the living room carpet. Of course I was forced to clean it up - not a job I particularly enjoy. Luckily, he doesn't appear to like the taste of the shrew/vole.

So in any case, my research revealed that the shrew family of animals is not related to rodents at all, and that a distinguishing feature is the shrew's five toes, where rodents only have four. Also, rodents have matching incisors that meet growing from the top and bottom like buck teeth that never stop growing. Shrews have pointed teeth - often with gaps as they teeth they get after the "baby teeth" fall out are all they get until death. As I mentioned, I didn't know these distinguishing features so this could be either - I rather suspect a vole, however as I've had problems with bulbs in the bed behind my patio being eaten. On the flip side, if you study the photo there does seem to be five appendages on one of the front paws - your guess is as good as mine.

-- John

Faces of Death - Front Window

So this is a weird natural phenomena - for some reason the birds around my house like to commit seppuku by ramming into my windows and breaking their necks. There's nothing quite as disconcerting as seeing a flash out of the corner of your eye, followed by a thump - happens all the time in the clerestory and large picture windows of my house. Recently I noticed an interesting artifact produced by the bird strike - a "print" in the glass, I'm guessing of the natural fibers in the bird's feathers, adhering to the glass from the impact. I've started to photograph these as they're sort of a final image before the bird dies - morbid, yes but still rather facinating to me. Here's the first - this is the Front series of windows that look into the living room. I'm not sure of the bird species, as the corpse was long gone (frequently I have to do "clean up duty" and get to see the corpse - it's often still warm...) - one of the cats may have made a meal of this one (word of advice, don't let them eat birds unless you like cleaning up messy feather-filled vomit on the carpet - ugh).

The photo was taken on 01-07-2010 however it had been in the window for a couple of days.

-- John

My list for the top 100 SF Books

Arranged Alphabetically:

Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo
The Artificial Kid by Bruce Sterling
Babel 17 by Samuel R. Delany
Bicentennial Man by Isaac Asimov
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Callahan's Crosstime Saloon by Spider Robinson
A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller
A Case of Conscience by James Blish
Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke
City by Clifford D. Simak
Consider Phlebas by Iain M. Banks
Crash by J. G. Ballard
Cyteen by C. J. Cherryh
Darwin's Radio by Greg Bear
Deathbird Stories by Harlan Ellison
A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester
The Diamond Age by Neal Stephensen
The Difference Engine by William Gibson
The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin
Downbelow Station by C. J. Cherryh
Dreamsnake by Vonda McIntyre
The Drowned World by J. G. Ballard
Dune by Frank Herbert
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Farmer in the Sky by Robert A. Heinlein
A Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge
Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Flow My Tears the Policeman Said by Philip K. Dick
Footfall by Larry Niven
The Forever War by Joe Haldeman
The Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke
Frankenstein by Mary Shelly
Gateway by Frederik Pohl
The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything by John D. MacDonald
The Gladiator by Philip Wylie
Glory Road by Robert A. Heinlein
The Gods Themselves by Isaac Asimov
The Green Brain by Frank Herbert
Green Eyes by Lucius Shepard
Hardwired by Walter Jon Williams
Hiero's Journey by Sterling E. Lanier
Highways in Hiding by George O. Smith
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Hominids by Robert J. Sawyer
The Humanoids by Jack Williamson
Hyperion by Dan Simmons
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
I, Robot by Isaac Asimov
Jaguar Hunter by Lucius Shepard
Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne
Jumper by Stephen Gould
Kiln People by David Brin
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin
Little Fuzzy by H. Beam Piper
Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny
Lord Valentine's Castle by Robert Silverberg
Macroscope by Piers Anthony
The Maker of Universes by Philip Jose Farmer
The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick
The Man Who Folded Himself by David Gerrold
The Many-Colored Land by Julian May
The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
Mission of Gravity by Hal Clement
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
Neuromancer by William Gibson
Peach War by Vernor Vinge
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
Planet of the Damned by Ray Harrison
Red Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Reefs of Space by Frederik Pohl
Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke
Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds
Ringworld by Larry Niven
A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
Solaris by Stanislaw Lem
Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card
Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
The Star Surgeon by James White
Startide Rising by David Brin
Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner
The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester
Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
Tau Zero by Poul Anderson
The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
Two Your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose Farmer
2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne
Uplift War by David Brin
The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
Var the Stick by Piers Anthony
Way Station by Clifford D. Simak
When Worlds Collide by Philip Wylie
Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang by Kate Wilhelm
Who Goes There by John W. Campbell



Fantasy Books:
Three Hearts and Three Lions by Poul Anderson
The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle
The Serpent Mage by Greg Bear
And the Gods Laughed by Frederick Brown
Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Seventh Son by Orson Scott Card
The Power that Preserves by Stephen R. Donaldson
A Feast Unknown by Philip Jose Farmer
The Maker of Universes by Philip Jose Farmer
Magician by Raymond E. Feist
Preludes and Nocturnes by Neil Gaiman
Watchmen by Alan Moore
King Solomon's Mines by H. Rider Haggard
Glory Road by Robert A. Heinlein
Hour of the Dragon by Robert E. Howard
Brak the Barbarian by John Jakes
The Dark Tower by Stephen King
Twilight Eyes by Dean Koontz
Stinger by Robert R. McCammon
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis
Conan the Barbarian by Robert E. Howard
The Sunset Warrior by Eric Van Lustbader
Seven Footprints to Satan by A. Merritt
The Knight of Swords by Michael Moorcock
The Eternal Champion by Michael Moorcock
Elric of Melnibone by Michael Moorcock
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Alan Moore
Watchmen by Alan Moore
From Hell by Alan Moore
V for Vendetta by Alan Moore
Merlin's Ring by H. Warner Munn
Silverlock by John Myers Myers
Outlaw of Gor by John Norman
Eragon by Christopher Paolini
The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers
The Stress of Her Regard by Tim Powers
The Golden Compass by Philip Pulman
Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J. K. Potter
Tomoe Gozen by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
The Fellowship of the Talisman by Clifford D. Simak
Song of Kali by Dan Simmons
Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons
A Warlock in Spite of Himself by Christopher Stasheff
The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien
Jack of Shadows by Roger Zelazney
Darkness Weaves with Many Shades... by Karl Edward Wagner
The Shadow of the Torturer by Gene Wolfe
The Wizard Knight by Gene Wolfe
The Midwich Cuckoos by John Windham
Nine Princes in Amber by Roger Zelazny
My Name is Legion by Roger Zelazny
The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMaster Bujold
Dreamsnake by Vonda McIntyre
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Elric of Melnibone by Michael Moorcock
Gloriana the Unfulfilled Queen by Michael Moorcock
Dragon Flight by Anne McCaffrey

-- John

Happy Birthday Tesla!

Had Wardenclyffe been completed without interruption, Tesla may have once again managed to alter the course of history. Instant access to power, information, pirated phonograph cylinders, and lewd photos of bare-ankled floozies on the TeslaNet may have ushered in the Information Age almost a century ahead of schedule, making today's world a very different place indeed. Perhaps one day we will enjoy the future that Tesla envisioned, albeit a bit behind schedule.

From Damn Interesting: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=703#more-703

-- John

Dear American

This was emailed to me and I thought it was quite clever:

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson


-- John

Drinking Healthy?

BEER

Drink This:
Guinness Draught
126 calories
10 g. carbohydrates

Not That:
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
175 calories
14 g. carbohydrates

Save 49 calories a beer!
Surprised? Most people think of Guinness as a beer milk shake: dark, thick, and rich enough to inspire guilt along with the intense pleasure. But a 12-ounce mug is as low in calories as many watery light beers, and it can save you up to 50 calories over other full-flavored brews, such as Sierra Nevada. Switch out a six-pack a week and you'll save yourself more than 4 pounds this year. Brilliant!

Sip smartly
Stick with this bottle because the Extra Stout version packs an extra 50 calories.

From an MSN article on making healthy food choices.

-- John